Two years
12 goats
For the mildly dramatic. Comes back able to change a tyre, hold eye contact and sit in a quiet room.
- One goat, assigned week one
- Two postcards, unsigned
- Phone returned on exit, flat
Send him to Dagestan
Two to three years. Then forget about him.
1247 men currently in the mountains
We take delivery of soft men. We return them quiet, early rising and unbothered. No phones, no vapes, no drama. Just a goat with your name on it.
Intake
Pick a man. We handle the rest, and we do not send updates.
Choose one to continue.
Year in the mountains
0
of three
The sparkly one, 3 years later
He has not mentioned the blazers once.
- Drama
- 97 → 0
- Words per day
- 4,200 → 60
- Grip
- Handshake → threat
- Goats handled
- 0 → 41
One day, repeated for three years
- 05:00Wake. No alarm. The mountain handles it.
- 05:40Walk to the spring. Carry it back. Both ways count.
- 08:00Goats. They are not interested in how you feel.
- 13:00Wrestling. You lose for the first eight months.
- 19:00Bread, meat, silence. Speaking is allowed but nobody does.
- 21:00Sleep. There is no signal to keep you up.
no wifi, no problem
Rates
Paid in goats. We do not take cards and we do not take calls.
Most sent
Three years
18 goats
The standard. Comes back with a beard, a handshake and nothing at all to say about the experience.
- Herd of six, his responsibility
- Winter in the high village
- Cousin, for wrestling purposes
Forget about him
40 goats
One way. Updates stop after month three. You get one photograph in year five and it is of the mountain.
- No return date
- No forwarding address
- He is fine. Probably.
Word of mouth
He left with a pride pin and came back with a ram.
his mother
I sent one son. I received one man and four kilos of cheese.
Dmitri, Rostov
Would not recommend. I am the goat.
goat 41